Giraffes Drink Beer

Sad, no matter how you plot it.

This is stupid because there are probably only 10 decent beers that are canned. NBC had a 50% chance of getting it right. I know, I know…they were focusing on the fact that canned beer has come a long way from Schlitz and Schit or whatever passes as beer nowadays. But this was a stupid article. Nonetheless, I’m linking you to it. Go drink good beer.

I am fascinated by drug kingpins and alligators, and this is a perfect meld of the two…

What’s your favorite? What’s the best beer you can just sit down and enjoy, beer after beer? Right now, given the season and the recent re-availability, I’d say it’s Bell’s Oberon. I could easily take down a sixer in a sitting.

I also think that a 6-7% IPA is a great session beer (had a great time recently with my own six of New Glarus’ IPA), so I might be biased…or a sadist.

I’m seriously trying to justify this…

I kind of wish wild animals would take over my house right now, foreclosed or not.

“Oh, hey, mom.”…”Not doing much, just avoiding the fucking lions that moved in.”