Giraffes Drink Beer: Archive

Amare Stoudemire on something called Yo Gabba... →

Sep 25th

Summertime shootings in Chicago, Google Maps... →

Sad, no matter how you plot it.

Sep 25th

Sep 21st

Forgo the cap! Top 5 canned beers - TODAY Grilling... →

This is stupid because there are probably only 10 decent beers that are canned. NBC had a 50% chance of getting it right. I know, I know…they were focusing on the fact that canned beer has come a long way from Schlitz and Schit or whatever passes as beer nowadays. But this was a stupid article. Nonetheless, I’m linking you to it. Go drink good beer.

Sep 6th

Police seize alligators in drug bust | Otago Daily... →

I am fascinated by drug kingpins and alligators, and this is a perfect meld of the two…

Sep 6th

Session Beers, Defined - Beer Advocate →

What’s your favorite? What’s the best beer you can just sit down and enjoy, beer after beer? Right now, given the season and the recent re-availability, I’d say it’s Bell’s Oberon. I could easily take down a sixer in a sitting. I also think that a 6-7% IPA is a great session beer (had a great time recently with my own six of New Glarus’ IPA), so I might be...

Sep 6th

Audi of America > Audi Lifestyle > European... →

I’m seriously trying to justify this…

Sep 6th

Cats on a bank-owned roof: Bobcats claim... →

I kind of wish wild animals would take over my house right now, foreclosed or not. “Oh, hey, mom.”…”Not doing much, just avoiding the fucking lions that moved in.”

Sep 6th

Hulu - The Stupid Dog Sausage Challenge: Banzai →

Aug 16th

Aug 10th

Did the Economic Stimulus Plan Overstimulate Some?... →

This was predictable, when you really think about. What I want to know is: how many women spent their economic stimulus checks on porn?

Aug 5th

Eating penis overshadows leaked Olympics opening... →

Aug 1st

Should You Drink with Your Kids? - TIME →

Aug 1st

ESPN - Brandt Andersen, Basketball, Iran, Business... →

These types of people (see also: Calagione, Sam; Branson, Sir Richard) who do business in their own ways are my heroes.

Aug 1st

Mississippi Floodwaters in Iowa - The Big Picture... →

Drove through this area last weekend. Unbelievable what a lot of rain can do.

Jun 18th

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Hulu - CD: Arrested Development AD has officially supplanted Seinfeld as my favorite TV show of all time. It is simply brilliant. I believe it is the most well written show I have ever seen.

Jun 11th

Why Do So Many Celebrities Go Broke? →

More from the Freak. It’s been my favorite website for the past couple of months. Anyway, I’ve wondered this for some time. Follow the links and learn for yourself- it’s fascinating stuff. Also, read the posulate about why Belgium has so few celebrities. Hey, I’m one-quarter Belgian!

Jun 11th

Do We Really Need a Few Billion Locavores? →

Love the Freak. LOVE IT.

Jun 11th

May 28th

When Bodybuilding and Steroids Go Too Far - Life... →

Scroll through this site. At first I was laughing…then I was cringing…and finally I was holding back vomit.

May 24th

May 21st

are you fat? if so, you’re ugly. don’t bother changing your lifestyle, take lipozene and lose that horrible body fat. don’t even get off your couch, just call us. don’t change, don’t try, stay the same, but get less ugly

May 16th